Thursday, March 12, 2015


I've decided that everyone needs to know some more about my people. I'll start with my main person who I've been with for as long as I can remember, minus some milk drinking and barely being able to walk in some other place were I must have been born. Anyway, her name is Kaylee. She's practically my mother to me and she's my best friend. I remember the day I met her like yesterday, it was one of the happiest days of my life. She's got long blonde hair that I used to want to bite and chew on so bad, and bright blue eyes. She's kind of smaller than other women I've met, but I think she's just as strong if not stronger. She's so caring and she's made me into the pup I am today. Well, dog now, I was a pup. We've grown up together over the years and we love each other so much. I was there when she met Nate, and went on dates with the two of them even. I've went on picnics, fishing trips, car trips, long walks, even an outdoor movie! Then, I was there even on their big wedding day. Boy was that a day to remember too. And not long after that came the minis I've talked about. She became bigger for awhile, her belly looked gigantic! Then, one day it was small again and there was these two little tiny humans with them, and they never left after that day. Soon after this, I realized they were part of the family too, and it was my job to help protect and look over them. There's a boy and a girl and they look identical almost. Their names are Avery and Ellie. These too little humans are so entertaining, I can just sit there and bark or lick them and they giggle forever. It's the cutest thing really. I'd have to say that my favorite thing about them is the way they grab me and hug me. Sometimes both of them run and jump on me when they get home and they let me lick their faces for about 10 minutes. Then once they settle in in the evening, sometimes we all watch a movie in the living room. They always want to lay by me during the movie. They're so cuddly in the evenings, and they keep me so warm that all three of us end up falling asleep by the end of the movie. This is when Nate and Kaylee have to wake us up and carry all three of us to bed sometimes.

Wednesday, March 4, 2015


I sometimes wonder why people worry so much. It seems that humans make such a big deal out of things when things will really be okay. When somethings bothering me I just plop down and sleep it off. That's when I have the best dreams, the ones where I can hear the humans laughing at my moving legs or my barks that I let slip though in my sleep. Those naps are the best. Also, I've never really understood the idea of time. Time is inevitable, so why pay so much attention to it? I let days go by not worrying about when this is supposed to happen or why hasn't that happened. It gives me a sense of freedom. Why can't humans allow themselves that feeling? I get that they have human stuff they have to do, but I just don't grasp the idea of letting time take over and control your life. Anyway, who am I to say all of this? Maybe I'm just a totally laid back dog who's got a good life. I'll admit, I'm spoiled. I'm more than spoiled and beyond lucky actually. Even though sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a human, or a bird, or even a cat sometimes, I love being a dog. In my opinion, it's the best way to go through life, but that's just me. Although, I've always came across the want to be able to speak. Sometimes I just want to scream things! But I can't speak in words, all the humans hear is barks and growls. I can understand them though. I really enjoy sitting and listening to them converse with each other. It's so interesting to listen to them speak and then see what they have to say back in response. For me, all I have is actions. I can let them know how I'm feeling or what I'm thinking with my movements or actions. My tail by the way, it's awesome. I don't know why everyone doesn't have a tail, they're so cool! I may be a little bit bias, but I think the world would be a better place if everyone had tails. You would know when someone or something is on edge, or happy, or bummed, or scared, and even embarrassed. There's so much you can tell just from my tail movements, let alone my cute head tilting and licking.